Guest Writers! NBA Mock Draft coming!

Occasionally if I happen upon a writer untouched by the stink of political correctness and pure in his writing I will feature him here. Don’t lump them in with the vitriol I spew, these are decent people who write some great stuff.

nonpscsports will be featuring our first NBA Mock draft by a talented kid named- Garret Frei. Young writer who shocked me with his detail and knowledge of the upcoming prospects.

You people know nothing about baseball, at all. Learn.

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Sports by Michael Sherwin

This isn’t about sports commissioners but I will start there.

I have no love for sports commissioners. I actually don’t mind Roger Goodell, people hating on him for the reasons given are asinine. They get mad at him for handing out suspensions as judge, jury and executioner on game related matters…. But are livid he doesn’t conduct legal and detective work on issues outside the game.

He isn’t the fucking police he is a sports commish. If you want to be mad at him, get mad at him for making teams play in London and Toronto, 8 home games, you don’t need one being an away game, they are too important.

Basketball commissioners are always a joke, as much as Adam Silver is levels beyond David Stern, until every ownership partner of OKC is put in jail he is a loser.

I don’t even know if Hockey still has a commissioner or if the NHL even exists anymore.

Which brings me to baseball.

Heard an interview with new commish Rob Manfred. I don’t recall where as sports talk radio has turned in to whining pussies and the Dan Patrick-Rich Eisen block of the exact same show with imitation interns to boot. But it was good. He actually gave REAL answers, wasn’t mealy-mouthed and presented actual ideas to improve the game. He refrained from commish speak and sounded like everything rotting corpse Bug Selig wasn’t.

Now before I continue on some easy fixes for baseball I’ll explain my relationship with baseball.

I played my baseball in an unfortunate time when high school coaches really thought they were what mattered in wins and losses. They would gladly give up 15 outs to score one run and the sacrifice bunt was something they had control over. The thought of a 17 year old kid hitting a ball 400 feet terrified them as it was something they could never do, hence they got into coaching to make up for their own failed dreams and lack of ability. EVERY baseball coach in the 90’s could sure lay down a sac bunt back in their day though. Golly gee they could move a runner over 90 feet down 10 in the 6th inning.

Now that we’ve moved beyond Neanderthal coaching and understand doing the “little things” doesn’t amount to jack shit, it’s fun to see the game modernized to reflect what actually wins games. Call it moneyball, call it whatever you want. If you are behind by a run you want Chris Davis getting a walk or home run and not Skip Schumaker skip schumakering an out to “increase” the odds of winning by a negative factor.

WITH the improvement of strategy it is time for baseball, the game itself to improve itself with the amount of redundancy, wasted time and shit from the past that is useless now.

I am not a “get off my lawn” type of person I just don’t appreciate unnecessary bullshit.

The other day the dreaded social media collectively lost their minds over the proposal of waving a guy to first base for an intentional walk rather than throwing 4 wide ones. I mean my goodness one of those 4 lobs to the outside could end up in the bleachers and hilarity could ensue!!! OR four wide ones could end up taking 2 to 3 minutes from the amount of dicking around between throwing them.

I LOVE baseball. I will match wits with anyone over strategy, history, trivia. But I can’t watch it anymore. It’s just too fucking long. I also can’t attend a game. Between the $5,000 it takes to get from your house to the park and back and 4 hours long games with 3 minutes of action, I’d rather follow along on the Internet and do other shit. Sorry- me, like many other people, have grown up in an era where a lot of us just don’t have the patience.

With baseball’s no clock rules it just doesn’t fit into today’s society. This is great for your 60 year old fans and 12 year old’s, baseball writers or college students who have all the time in the world to do nothing.

Baseball needs to be sped up and it won’t take ONE thing away from the game. Whenever something is taken away from the game of baseball people bitch like their life savings are being ripped apart from them.

Then the must ludicrous of arguments start sprouting up that don’t have a goddamn thing to do with anything.

Good IDEA: Giving a runner a “walk” instead of throwing 4 wide pitches is a great idea! This needs to happen today!

The argument against not throwing 4 pitches for an intentional walk-

ONE TIME BABE RUTH WAS GETTING INTENTIONALLY WALKED AND HE HIT A HOME RUN CAUSE THEY DIDN’T THROW THE BALL WIDE ENOUGH!!!!

Really, were you fucking there for that? Since 192? or whenever the fuck it happened  many advances have been made in intentional walks. Including pitchers throwing 4 balls out side the strike zone for a walk 99.99999999999 percent of the time.

So ask yourself, are the thousands of people hours wasted on watching intentional walks worth the one in a billion shot that ONE might be a little too wide allowing all runners to advance a base? Is that moment so AMAZING to you that your are willing to put up with the bullshit of a pitcher still taking for goddamn ever to throw an intentional ball? Watch an intentional walk. There are still signs, waiting, time outs, and other mind numbingly boring shit that happens on them.

If you have no intention of pitching to the batter. Point to first. Don’t worry if you are still concerned you might miss some “action”, the batter will still take 20 seconds to mosey down to first base and his pants could rip in 30 seconds it takes to strip off his 14 pieces of extra protection equipment.

*quick thought. If people still insist on there being four pitches thrown, allow the batter to at least take off his elbow, ankle, toe cap DURING this pointless exercise and not after ball 4.

So that’s one thing on speeding up the game, I’ll have more in the coming weeks…. but

While I am at it the DH needs to be addressed. It makes it a better game, so bad segue 

Great Idea: The DH needs to be in the National League.

Some of the terrible arguments against the DH.

BASEBALL IS A NINE MAN GAME ADDING A DH MAKES IT A 10 MAN GAME!!!

What? Who the fuck cares about that? There are relief pitchers, pinch hitters, gritty veterans with no business still playing on each team. Baseball is a 25 man game! 40 in September.

NL BASEBALL HAS MORE STRATEGY!

Pitchers bunt with a runner on base and less than 2 outs. EVERYTIME. That is not strategy. This is just what is done because they suck at hitting. There is nothing strategic about it at all.

BUT, BUT, THE DECISION TO LEAVE THE PITCHER IN OR PINCH HIT FOR HIM!

Again who gives a shit. Pitchers pitch. They don’t work on hitting, they can’t hit and it’s an embarrassment when they do. So let them pitch and let somebody who actually practices hitting hit.

MADISON BUMGARNER IS A GREAT HITTER!

If he is the awesome-st hitter ever… No worries he can still hit in his spot! There is no rule the pitcher can’t hit. If your manager is dumb enough to let the pitcher bat for himself in lieu of a DH it is still allowed! For some reason though Bumgarner who is the best hitter EVER, a veritable Ty Cobb of the batters box…. still bats 8th or 9th every game though 😦 ?

Pitchers hitting in the All-Star game. 

Why the fuck in NL parks do pitchers hit in All-Star games… besides “house rules” It’s the All-Star game. Now you have terrible hitting pitchers hitting against the best pitching pitchers. Meanwhile 30 batters who can hit like men languish on the bench.

World Series flip flopping DH

This is a HUGE disadvantage to American League teams. Their pitchers bat 8 times a year if lucky. It is easier for the NL to play one of their poor fielder/great hitter as DH and plug in a bench bat or better fielder than the AL trotting a high school level hitter.

 

I MAKE BASEBALL BETTER GET ON BOARD!!!

 

M.S.

 

 

 

 

 

NONPC Quick takes. 5/20/16

By Knuckles The Clown

 

  • John Salley is in the Jayson Williams class of stealing other people’s shtick to try and be the controversial funny guy and being terrible at it. However  made a great transgender joke that made Mike Greenberg wet his pants. Salley probably is banned for life as Mike Greenberg once made a 5 minute long apology for using the term “Throws like a girl”
  • You MUST MUST listen once to the “Trifecta” ESPN’s all woman show on at some hour when nobody listens to radio on Saturdays.  A man hating, hypocritical bore fest of the most politically correct female hacks ESPN can trot out.  Apparently the “goal” of the show is to bring some unwanted attention to subsidized woman’s sports like the WNBA.trifecta
    The man hating she-things had fellow asexual, and WNBA player Brittany Griner on for an interview….. The domestic violence poster girl Brittany Griner. Jane McManus who has defined her career by having a period over Ray Rice, asked exactly ZERO questions about Brittany’s women beating. Instead the interview focused on how many times the term “social media” could be used in 15 minutes. Hard hitting questions like “Social Media?” “Do you like social media? “Do you sometimes stay off social media?”

    Of course being ESPN this shows ratings could consist of just the “womens” Civil Union partners and they will always find a place to shove it down everyone’s throats.

My Presidential Platform

Opinion Piece by Knuckles The Clown

I’m a Trump guy. Watching all the people I detest losing their minds over him was all the confirmation I needed. While this is a sports page, I like to lay out my base feelings and ideas. I have a philosophy in life- Don’t ruin things for everyone. This applies to everything. If you are going to play pick up basketball, don’t be a jackass. At work, we all have one- the person who makes it suck for everyone else. In most small to medium work places the ratio is just enough to make you hate your job.

I build my platform on this simple core. I fucking hate liberals but they make up a significant portion of the population, they aren’t going anywhere and they have their shitty beliefs we all have to live with just as people have to live with mine. The key is to keep from irritating the other side to the point where everyone is trying to ruin everything for everyone else.

Compromise? Bullshit. Deal making. I’ll deal with your idiotic nonsense to a point as long as you recognize my awesome beliefs in return.

I’ll break it down to the major issues maybe add in a few pet peeves.

Immigration

Issue: What to do with this mass quantity of illegals who broke the law coming here or over-staying.

Nobody knows the number but it’s huge. I don’t believe in the hiding in the shadows and the “dreamer” bullshit. Everyone who came here illegally knew they committed a felony, probably works some shitty yet tax-free job, got their kids to be citizens, but also enjoy all kinds of free system hand outs, sanctuary and whatever they spawned is a citizen. FAIR enough. I happened  in my own life to be lucky enough to meet an immigrant who actually paid the money, learned the language, and passed the tests to do it the right way. She feels like an idiot when so many politicians are willing to just wave all that for 12-20 million other people.

We take care of our own first. Instead of waving another magic wand of-you are here, throw our hands up! I propose something much better.

Earlier I said coming in here illegally is a felony that is shittily enforced. If we are going to wave that felony for people who aren’t even supposed to be here then people who ARE supposed to be here need to get something.

The Plan:

One month, one database, on-line. Everyone here illegally has a chance to come clean. That closes after one month no exceptions, anybody else who can’t it together and register within a month goes back to being illegal and subject to deportation.

The tax code for these new “citizens” is adjusted 100% to pay for things lacking or in deficit and to provide certain reparations for people of all color. I will go into this in greater detail later.

By forgiving the felony committed by illegals. All current citizens who have committed a non-violent felony or misdemeanor will get ONE removed from their record and restitution of $1000. If we are going to let non citizens commit a major felony and stay our current citizens, held to a much higher standard should receive restitution for one of their fuck ups. Obviously if you killed, raped, stole a ton of shit or ran a crack house, no dice. But the 1,000’s of other dumb shit American’s have broken and already paid for, then can get one back.

We will not be giving full citizenship right away. These new citizens (not people who did it the right way but our amnesty friends) will have a ten-year period without voting rights and government benefits. HOWEVER we will provide a carrot and stick approach to speed this up for new people who can’t wait to vote for a socialist like Bernie Sanders and pay higher taxes like they did back at the awful home country they felt compelled to flee.

Building the wall.

If you are skilled enough and willing to work/learn. Have the future citizens work on building the wall. This way not only will Mexico “build this wall” they will provide the labor. With the amount of Chinese, Central American and where ever else they comes from illegals here, it will be just like those countries chipping in as well instead of us paying for it. We can pay them less than union rate, bu enough to establish themselves, pay taxes and do something worthwhile. In return the granting of voting rights and benefits period will be reduced to 5 years.

Military Service

Joining the Military for a period of at least 4 years will accomplish the same. Full citizenship will be granted after completing this while being paid and receiving normal military benefits.

Staying the hell out of trouble

Passing a 5th grade English exam. If you stay out of trouble for 5 years and pass an English proficiency exam and maintain taxable employment, boom you are golden.

But Knuckles HOW DOES THIS HELP ME!?!?!?!

By creating a special tax code for these new quasi citizens. They will be taxed at the same rate federally and taxed at a 2% rate for each state regardless of residency.

This money will go to specific things ruined by our current government. Re-funding social security, paying down national and state debts and the money will not be allowed to be sniffed by politicians, the IRS, congress or anybody else who has ruined everything economically. An independent fiduciary can be set up to allocate these funds at the correct ratios and LOCK BOXED and kept away from borrowing or giving away to China or the black hole of general funds. Future funding of government-run retirement plans can be added to this.

In summary. Give a temporary citizenship; create rules to get full citizenship- use the tax money to eliminate current deficits and give incentives to do things that will help current legal citizens.

Pooping, Peeing and the All-Star game.

Opinion Piece by Knuckles The Clown

 

I’m a pretty “liberal” guy. By liberal I mean I don’t really give a crap what people do in their spare time and I like the kids and their new music and interracial dating etc. Even the pot smoking doesn’t get a head shake out of me. Everyone has their thing and that’s great.

Like everyone else who is caught up in the ever-shifting social state of this country as they get older, some shit is just weird, but you grow, learn to accept. People can change, minds can change, hearts open up. Such a beautiful thing it’s almost vomit inducing.

Then there is the hold every thing hostage over something crowd. It has been used for good (not sitting in the back of buses to elicit change for African Americans) to bad (trying to get the Super Bowl site changed over MLK day in Arizona, fuck the NFL didn’t even close on MLK day and was wagging their finger at everyone).

However in our new age of everything comes back to sports we’ve reached a new low. In North Carolina for whatever fucking reason they found it necessary to remind people where the fuck to go to the bathroom. Even made a LAW. The only thing dumber than asking people to act like adults when they take a shit at the airport or Denny’s is the fake outrage.. By your normal non cross-dressing and non-tucking their cock inside their legs to Q-Lazarus music friends.

Had a few friends on Facebook I had to immediately delete when they were “ashamed” of their State after passing the stupid bathroom law. People who fled NY and it’s horrific communist rule mixed with anything goes pandering to every freak in a leather shop politics. They decide to make better for themselves moving to a productive state, then do every they can to make it into the shit hole they escaped from. Typical.

So what the fuck does any of this have to do with sports?

Because now (I won’t even dignify the laws name it’s so absurd to get worked up over) cause of the shit like an adult bathroom law…. MOVE ALL-STAR GAME.

It’s a very bizarre equation. Something so minor that affects less than .5 percent of the population IF THAT, that most people if asked (off-camera) would probably admit is a good idea becomes a lightning rod.

Extremely small quasi offended group+ Gripe x  Y= DESTROY ECONOMY OF ENTIRE STATE.

Y= fake outrage, or any other variable that is beyond getting worked up over.

side note: Oh they did this over comparing weeding out illegals to the tired “Papers, please” Nazi-Hitler blah blah move all sports teams out of Arizona a couple years ago as well.

So you have a group of people, LGBT, who feel the T part is being bigoted against beyond reproach. I can’t imagine anyone part of the LGBT who is a fan of NBA basketball unless it had a W in front of it. Even then those games attract as many people as a curling tournament played on the Moon.

But oh MAN do they know who is a pussy about such matters. Step one get the shitty media involved. The media won’t even debate the issue, there is only one side. Next get the media to reflect poorly on everyone doing anything in North Carolina. HEY they are gonna play an All-Star game there! Last step get the absolute pussy commissioner of that league to play PC ruler of the world.

So what we are left with is this. To most people, public shitting and pissing is not a fun thing. It’s a last resort. We’ve managed to make it somewhat tolerable by separating it by sex. I mean if you are a guy, you don’t want to hear a chick rip one off, it just ruins their appeal and the pedestal we put them on. I can only imagine women don’t need men pissing all over the seat and leaving it down OUTSIDE the home. Now you are either sitting on some strangers piss or worse falling in to a public toilet water, cause chicks never look to see if the goddamn seat is down.

As far as the child molester thing I could care less. The thought of having your child molested or kidnapped is like an imaginary badge of honor among parents. Nobody wants your stupid kid, hell you own them and know what a pain in the ass they are. Plus it’s universally accepted (not enjoyed or even liked, but accepted) that an opposite sex parent probably has to help out their 2 year old in the shitter and an opposite sex person may be forced to invade our public shitatoriums.

Which leaves the people who are TRULY getting the “Roots” treatment here. People in all transitions between Man and Woman including the  indecisive, surgical altered, having a random day of opposite sex blues, ready made victim in flux. They’ve been bullied their whole life, confused, living in the closet (perhaps this is where they learned their appreciation for the other sex’s clothes?) and well you aren’t gonna tell these whatever state they are in people where to take a dump goddammit!

Which brings us back to why? How in the fuck does the NBA All-Star game and every business in North Carolina have to immediately close up shop or move its event elsewhere over the place where people take a growler? Every state has stupid laws. Hell , in New York State you can’t be trusted to talk on the phone while driving. I would let a group of LGBT supporters bukkake me in a rest stop bathroom to get that law stricken from the books. In some states mustached men cant kiss women in public. Some states (and this is the most disgusting law in western culture) even practice DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

Lets pick some real battles here if you want to ruin your favorite NBA star to play in a horrible meaningless exhibition (that would probably put 200 strippers through college based on these guys spending habits) in your state. Start at the bottom. Fight gas taxes, wage equality or once again that motherfucking daylight savings time. Leave the bathroom alone for now, people will figure out where to go and not be shamed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What we are all about

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The following is by site founder MS. 

If you enjoy ESPN Radio, or ever said “Wow that Keith Olberman has a point” or in general are a zombie to the current state of sports “entertainment” and “journalism” you can probably just leave.

If you are easily offended, hunt people down on twitter who say bad things and never really “get the joke” not for you either.

Lastly if you are terrified of voicing your own opinion or have guilt over your lot in life. believe dropping ice cubes on your head and Tom Brady wearing a pink wrist bands cures diseases, yeah not for you either.

The horrible state of Sports in the media these days is what prompted me to start this. From every retard on ESPN to being force fed Joe Buck on the best football game each week, watching sports and even listening to talk shows has become a chore.

Most people use sports as an escape. Sports has its uses for societal change or reform, but my god we treat every unique event like the breaking of baseball’s color barrier. We’ve run out of barriers. Now people just make them up and it diminishes actual change and worthwhile events.

This was all fine and dandy until the loser SJWs (Social Justice Warriors) which compose about .000000001% of sports fans started affecting actual sports. The leagues and advertisers have bowed down to these people time and time again. ESPN has become a network of SJWs and the agenda they ALL push is of course very one-sided. Disagree? Get fired, ostracized, or boycotted.

The very thing these people push (openness, equality, individual thought) is the very thing they destroy. I mean it’s encouraged to have to debate and opinions as long as it fits their standards.

The main goal is humor, some anger, but mostly laughs at the absurdity. I’m not going to spend hours on someone like Skip Bayless who intentionally  acts like an ass (although a VERY PC ass) but try and cut down as many people as we can. We’ll never have the impact here to get anyone fired, but that is not the goal. NonPC encourages real opinions without the threat of termination. Rather we like to point the hypocrisy, stupidity and obvious kowtowing that comes along.

I don’t want anyone fired, silenced etc. It is what it is. However I do want to crush them with my words and point out what fucking jerkoffs they all are.

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